Everything Is Horrible, Yeah, Really Really Really Terrible

I'm Really Depressed, I'm Really Downtrodden

I'm Downtrodden Square Uh-huh

The Whole World Is Doomed, Yeah. We're All Gonna Die.

25,472 People Die Every Single Minute Uh-huh Oh Yeah

Seventeen Hundred And Fifty People Just Died

Cancer, Death, AIDS, Inflation, Taxes, George Bush

Hell, Satan, Cancer Of The Face

Cancer Of The Colon

Cancer Of The Wrist

And John Denver On Compact Disc

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