I'm An Aardvark, And I'm Proud!
I'm An Aardvark, And I'm Happy!
I'm An Aardvark,
If I Try To Be Specific
And A Little Scientific,
I Am Feeling Quite Terrific!

I'm An Aardvark, Fierce And Free!
I'm An Aardvark, Standing Bravely!
I'm An Aardvark,
And I'm Tough And Smart And Strong
And Always Right,
And That's The Way I'll Always Be ...

Until I Meet Another Aardvark
Who's Bigger Than Me!