I Am Cow, Hear Me Moo
I Weigh Twice As Much As You
And I Look Good On The Barbecue
Yogurt, Curd, Cream Cheese And Butter's
Made From Liquid From My Udders
I Am Cow, I Am Cow, Hear Me Moo (moo)

I Am Cow, Eating Grass
Methane Gas Comes Out My Ass
And Out My Muzzle When I Belch
Oh, The Ozone Layer Is Thinner
From The Outcome Of My Dinner
I Am Cow, I Am Cow, I've Got Gas

I Am Cow, Here I Stand
Far And Wide Upon This Land
And I Am Living Everywhere
From B.C. To Newfoundland
You Can Squeeze My Teats By Hand
I Am Cow, I Am Cow, I Am Cow
I Am Cow, I Am Cow, I Am Cow!