The Goat Song

Adam Sandler

I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don't give a fuck He's filled with anger, and filled with rage And tells me I smell like piss His drink, Jimmy Bean His chaser, a bear After.. Read »

The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview

Adam Sandler

J.N.: "I can make a bigger splash than you!"Jimmy: "Oh yeah, give it a shot." [While jumping up and down on diving board]J.N.: "Can opener!"[Big splash]Jimmy: "Man, that one was huge."J.N.: "You go." [While running towards pool]Jimmy: "Ahhhh, jacknife!" [.. Read »

The Chaunaka Song (part 3)

Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Chaunaka.Once again it's onaka, the miracle of Chaunaka.Chaunaka is the Festival of Lights.1 day of presents? Hell, no we get 8 Crazy Nights.But if you still feel like the inly kid in town without a Christmas tree.I gue.. Read »

The Chanukah Song [live]

Adam Sandler

"Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs. Here we go..." Put on your yarm.. Read »

The Chanukah Song Part Iii

Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulkeHere comes ChanukahOnce again it's onakaThe miracle of ChanukahChanukah is the festival of lightsOne day of presents, hell no, we get eight crazy nightsButif you still feel like the only kid in two without a Christmas treeI guess my fi.. Read »

The Chanukah Song Part Ii

Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a new list.. Read »

Tersadar

Avanindra

Ku rasa yang hampaTerdiam dan renungmuSemua sirna dan menghilangDi saat ku melupakanTersadar jadi lebih berartiBersandar tak letih ku sesaliKu biarkan kau terus melangkah pergiTak pernah ku sentuhTak lagi ku hampiriSemua sirna dan menghilangDi saat ku mel.. Read »

The Chanuka Song

Adam Sandler

"Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs. Here we go..." Put on your yarmulk.. Read »

The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

Adam Sandler

"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian." Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement." Buffoon: "This movie sucks shit!" Valedictorian: "Well.. Read »

Tanpa Dirimu

Avanindra

Di sini mengingatmu cintaku dan cintamuKau meninggalkanku di saat gelap hidupkuTersenyum mengingatmu kau siakan cintakuKau meninggalkanku di saat gelap hidupkuTakkan ku sesali yang tlah kau akhiriTanpamu lebih berartiWalau sampai mati kau coba kembaliCuku.. Read »